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Post by Lane on Nov 10, 2014 15:53:51 GMT
This is one I played all the time on an old Pokemon forum, along with the vending machine.
If you've never played it, here's how it goes:
Poster 1 makes a wish. Poster 2 says 'Granted' but then explains the catch to the wish, then posts his own wish.
Example: Poster 1: I wish that I could fly. Poster 2: Granted, but you can never touch the ground again. Poster 2: I wish that I could have every Smash Bros. game that will ever exist. Poster 3: Granted, but they all suck and the first 4 that were good are all broken.
I wish that I could have a real Pokemon of my choosing.
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Post by Vectrex on Nov 13, 2014 3:17:49 GMT
Granted, but it kills you.
I wish I was a Lucario
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Post by Dewd on Nov 15, 2014 1:23:35 GMT
Granted, but your only move is Splash. Sorry, is that too corrupted?
I wish I could eat a DQ Blizzard right now. No, seriously, they are good.
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Post by Vectrex on Nov 17, 2014 18:13:43 GMT
Granted, but EXPLOSIONS!
I wish I was a magicarp.
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Post by Dewd on Nov 17, 2014 23:02:26 GMT
Granted, but... wait, WHAT?! Uh... everytime you use Splash, you die.
I wish that I didn't have math homework for the rest of my life.
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Post by Vectrex on Nov 18, 2014 3:01:17 GMT
Granted, now you have science homework.
I wish I was a nilotic.
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Post by Lane on Nov 18, 2014 17:13:51 GMT
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Post by Dewd on Nov 18, 2014 21:15:43 GMT
Granted, but Ridley finds out you didn't make RidleyPoints for this forum and kills you.
I wish that Ridley wasn't too big.
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Post by Vectrex on Nov 19, 2014 20:04:58 GMT
Granted, now he's too small.
I wish I was a pie.
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Post by Dewd on Nov 20, 2014 3:24:34 GMT
Granted, but now you get hungry and eat yourself.
I wish I could live in the world of Pokémon.
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Post by Vectrex on Nov 20, 2014 3:29:14 GMT
Granted, your a magicarp.
I wish I was a turtle.
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Post by Dewd on Nov 20, 2014 3:31:56 GMT
Granted, but "YOUR TOO SLOOOOW!!!"
I wish there was actually a "National Sanic Day"
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Post by Vectrex on Nov 20, 2014 3:33:16 GMT
Granted, you get killed tomorrow so you never know what happens.
I wish fo a mineturtle.
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Post by Dewd on Nov 20, 2014 3:35:34 GMT
Granted, but you accidently step on it and you-know-what happens.
I wish that I didn't have to wait until Saturday for PBG to upload a new Zelda month video.
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Post by Vectrex on Nov 20, 2014 3:36:59 GMT
Granted.
I wanna be a moon bear!
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